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63Ashton Kutcher is all :( about Brittney Murphey
If it were physically possible for me to cry Ashton Kutcher's touching farewell to Brittney Murphey would have had tears streaming down my face like a male rape victim --- uh -- i mean a sad princess. ...
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61It's Merry Christmas - Not Happy Hollidays you Politically Correct Whore
So the other day I was talking to a fellow manager at the corporation that was stupid enough to make me the manager of a department and he mentioned that he only tells people 'Happy Holidays' because saying 'Merry Christmas' is too exclusionary and he didn't want to offend anyone....
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69Travel Tip; Don't Wear A Bra In Somalia
Somalia - whether you are drawn by the sandy white beaches, impressive charcoal industry, or ever just a steaming plate of Cambuulo you can't deny the draw of this magical land.
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61Literary Smut kicks John Davis in his Vagina
Who the hell is John Davis and why does his vagina hurt? I am glad you asked.
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55Jon Gosselin Clears The Family Bank Account; My Last Jon and Kate Story
Over the weekend Jon has initiated part 3 of his plan for winning the hearts and minds of his children and the world...
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48Jon and Kate Plus a Cease and Desist Order
I can't really blame him, he went all out and wrote that whole press release about wanting to save their marriage in time for him to be back on the show this season and he has given Kate a couple of days to take him back. What the hell is the problem?
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47Kanye West At Common's Charity Concert - How do you think this ends?
So I was thinking of writing an article about illegal immigration - but it's alot easier to just write about Kanye being a douche at another event.
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59Jon wanting Kate back has nothing to do with him being off the show.... really.
It's so frigging touching when people realize they are still in love shortly after losing the job that was predicated on them being married. It's like a fairytale with AIDS.
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59Insane Killer given field trip to county fair - Washington State authorities shocked it went so wrong
So I guess that in Washington state someone thought it would be a pretty good idea to take criminally insane murders to the county fair to hang out.....Seriously.
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65Kanye West is a Douche; 2009 VMA show joins the list
I actually could have written the title of this post last week and had a pretty good chance of not having to change it. I also probably could have just titled it 'Kanye West is a douche' but I figured searching that phrase in Google would be kind of like searching the word 'The'.
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