Want to teach your preteen to breastfeed? Buy this doll - oh and for God's sake get some help.

We all know that teen pregnancy rocks, I mean who doesn't want their daughter to get pregnant as early and often as possible?

Oh yeah - those of us that are not fucking insane. Of course there are those other guys;

A Spanish toymaker known as Berjuan has developed a breast-feeding doll that comes with a special halter top its young "mothers" wear as they pretend to breast-feed their "babies." The halter top has daisies that cover the little girls’ nipples and come undone just as easily as the flaps of a nursing bra would.

Seriously, I am not a prude - hell I am an insanely permissive person.

You want to watch porn? I say watch all the porn you can. You want to smoke weed? None of my business - help yourself to some crack for all I care. You are a dude that wants to marry a dude? Screw it marry three of them and send me an invite to the wedding - i'll buy you something nice.

You want to watch your preteen daughter pretend to breastfeed her doll that comes complete with a special halter-top with easy open nipple covers? Sorry there partner, I gotta ask you to leave because I don't want the 'To Catch A Predator' people to knock stuff over when they are here filming you.

Maybe I am not being fair, oh wait;

The halter top has daisies that cover the little girls’ nipples and come undone just as easily as the flaps of a nursing bra would.

yeah - I am being fair.

I really hate being in the position of expressing moral outrage, because keep in mind that I write stupid articles about even stupider celebrities and I mention porn in probably half my posts.

But this toy is freaking creepy.

I am not one of those people that hear about 'Pregnancy Barbie' and scream that it is going to ruin society and make a bunch of kids get pregnant. I doubt that pregnancy is going to shoot up because of pregnant dolls(but by all means kids, prove me wrong.) and for that matter I am also not against breastfeeding at all. It is when you combine the two - children's toys and breastfeeding - that I start to think that there could be a serious mismatch. Hell I would not even sweat a Barbie that breastfed another doll, but this is your freaking daughter breastfeeding a doll.

I hate being all moral majority and shit but this whole thing is just creepy.

Oh and I wanted to add a link, in case you thought I just imagined this...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,537261,00.html?test=latestnews